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Brace For The Resolutioners

Body Building takes off in the New Year

Brace For The Resolutioners thanks to Phil Health

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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Playground Drivers

In Step Horse

Finger Olympics

Cow Licks

Dog Distress

Mate Attraction

Dark Room

Lineup For Dinner

Redneck Furnace

Traffic Sign Art

A Dog's Worst Nightmare

Garage Door Art

Kellogg's Fire

Teenage Independence

Parasite Trivia

Bobslide Event

Scooter Races

Bull Squirrel

Wife Consumption