#1 humor site on the 'net

Brace For The Resolutioners

Body Building takes off in the New Year

Brace For The Resolutioners thanks to Phil Health

QuotaBills
I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


Stone Wall Art

Grad Support

Radar Speed Check

Camouflage Face

Crab Bridge

Illusive Animal Kingdom

Off The Wall Biker

Buffalo Art

TitanoBoa

Secret Graduation Gift

Fish Fingers

I'll Be Right There

Redneck Sandals

Down Under Statue

Ventriloquist Isolation

Dr. Hedgehog

Flower Frame Heels

PEI Weather

Frankfurt Subway Entrance

Shopping With Your Husband

Where is Waldo?

Costco Beach Towel

Handwritting

July 4th Balloon