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Breakthrough Sunday Online Service

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Breakthrough Sunday Online Service thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, April 19, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"We have been dealing with the impact of the Corona Virus now for over a month. It is very easy to begin to wonder if we are ever going to get past it. We are ready for a breakthrough, to see it done with and our lives return to a sense of normalcy. Did you know that our God is known as the God of the Breakthrough? In 1 Chronicles 14 we have the story of King David going to war against the Philistines. David prayed and asked God if he should fight the battle.

1 Chronicles 14:10-11 (NLT)
10 So David asked God, “Should I go out to fight the Philistines? Will you hand them over to me?” The Lord replied, “Yes, go ahead. I will hand them over to you.”
11 So David and his troops went up to Baal-perazim and defeated the Philistines there. “God did it!” David exclaimed. “He used me to burst through my enemies like a raging flood!”

So they named that place Baal-perazim (which means “the Lord who bursts through”).
The Lord who bursts through!!! Our hope is not built upon wishes and maybe’s, it is built on the power and promises of our God who is the God of the breakthrough, and that breakthrough is on its way. God has His hand on us and when we put our trust and faith in Him, He will burst through for us. Be strong, keep the faith." - Dan MacAulay (creator of the new Podcast series, Starting Right with DannyMac)

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

The secret of praying is praying in secret. - Leonard Ravenhill

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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