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Welcome to Crossroads Community Church - Sunday Online Service

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, April 26, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"Breakthrough - Overcoming the Obstacles
Ready for a breakthrough in your life?
- God is doing something new - Are you looking for it?
- There is a way out of your wilderness - It is the pathway that God has set for you.
- Where you have been dry and thirsty - God will give you living water.
- Believe that God loves you and wants to help you.

Isaiah 43:19
19 For I am about to do something new. See, I have already begun! Do you not see it? I will make a pathway through the wilderness. I will create rivers in the dry wasteland." - Dan MacAulay (creator of the new Podcast series, Starting Right with DannyMac)

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In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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