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Breakthrough Blocks

Welcome to Crossroads Community Church - Sunday Online Service

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, April 26, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"Breakthrough - Overcoming the Obstacles
Ready for a breakthrough in your life?
- God is doing something new - Are you looking for it?
- There is a way out of your wilderness - It is the pathway that God has set for you.
- Where you have been dry and thirsty - God will give you living water.
- Believe that God loves you and wants to help you.

Isaiah 43:19
19 For I am about to do something new. See, I have already begun! Do you not see it? I will make a pathway through the wilderness. I will create rivers in the dry wasteland." - Dan MacAulay (creator of the new Podcast series, Starting Right with DannyMac)

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

You cannot expect breakthrough without obedience. - John C Maxwell

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


Long Yellow Things

Ants Know When Something Is Fake

Think Outside

Despicable Wood Stove

Engineering Flowchart

Egotist

Hunter's Dream Wedding

Paddy Field Canal

Grow A Boyfriend

Mars Images

Drumset Motorcycle

Brick Shoes

Custer's Last Stand?

Hand Held Tourist

Curly Heels

Bottle Sneakret

Removed Posts

Second Hand Work

Ostrich Fill Up

Calory Bomb

Interuption Charge

Reach For Your Dreams

Perception

Jeopardy Measuring Cup