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Breakthrough Burst

Welcome to Crossroads Community Church - Sunday Online Service

Breakthrough Burst thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 17, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Dan MacAulay, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"For every 'breakthrough' in our lives, there is also a 'breaking away' that takes place. We breakthrough to find peace, at the same time that we break away from worry or fear. We break through in our relationships when we break away from anger or hurt or unforgiveness. This is why we must continue to keep our focus on what is ahead of us and not on what is behind. We do not want to slide back into that old way of thinking or being. We have just had a Breakthrough. Live in your breakthrough and don’t slide back.
Proverbs 4:25-27 (NLT)
25 Look straight ahead, and fix your eyes on what lies before you.
26 Mark out a straight path for your feet; stay on the safe path.
27 Don’t get sidetracked; keep your feet from following evil." - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

You cannot expect breakthrough without obedience. - John C Maxwell

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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