Bumper Dumper
Portable rest stop in the country
QuotaBillsJohnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. - Steven Wright
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner