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Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli
Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson
Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne
I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown
My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard
A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb
There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown
Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey
The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker
Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown
A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams
The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano
There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher
Grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading, but becoming more concentrated. - Paulette Alden
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown
A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson
My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen
You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree
Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker
Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson
There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen
Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles
My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou
I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright
Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake
Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling
The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller
Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren