QuotaBillsCanada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood
I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier
I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown
I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton
I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young
Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell
Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler
I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky