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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood
Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier
I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough
You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell
A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown
I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig
Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney
I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell
Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky