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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen
Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com