QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen