QuotaBillsCandlestine romance - Archie Bunker
Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown
Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown
Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson
Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen