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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates. - Denis Diderot

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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