QuotaBillsThey call it a Royale with cheese. - Pulp Fiction
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright
American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores
I don't want to survive. I want to live. - 12 Years a Slave
Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie
A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde
Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown
I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon
Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown
Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin
Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown
You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton
I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke
A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke
We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown
It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking
Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo
Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda
You will be defined not just by what you achieve, but by how you survive. - Sheryl Sandberg
It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock
Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown
I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove
It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois
It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson
We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser
The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown
Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields
It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin
It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin
We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir
Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta
Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown
Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow
It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz
No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown
The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis
Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill
I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders