Christmas Shopping Done for 2020
Inspiring craft projects for TP hoarders
QuotaBillsSales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
The person who is all wrapped up in himself is overdressed. - Kate Halvorson
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages. - Benjamin Franklin
A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward
No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards
Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike
The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller
Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com