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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

To praise great actions is in some sense to share them. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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