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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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