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damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

Praise doesn't pay the bills. - German Proverb

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

God wants you to get where God wants you to go more than you want to get where God wants you to go. - Mark Batterson

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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