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Praise doesn't pay the bills. - German Proverb

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Norman Vincent Peale

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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