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The Donald's suggestion in the fight against Covid-19

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Speaking at a White House Press Conference about the coronavirus on April 23, 2020, Donald Trump said that he sees how disinfectant wipes out the virus in a minute, then continues to say: "Is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside, or almost a cleaning? It would be interesting to check that."

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Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

An educated people can be easily governed. - Frederick II

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle


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