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The Donald's suggestion in the fight against Covid-19

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Speaking at a White House Press Conference about the coronavirus on April 23, 2020, Donald Trump said that he sees how disinfectant wipes out the virus in a minute, then continues to say: "Is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside, or almost a cleaning? It would be interesting to check that."

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