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The Donald's suggestion in the fight against Covid-19

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Speaking at a White House Press Conference about the coronavirus on April 23, 2020, Donald Trump said that he sees how disinfectant wipes out the virus in a minute, then continues to say: "Is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside, or almost a cleaning? It would be interesting to check that."

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Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge. - Lao-tzu

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - Oscar Wilde

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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