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The Donald's suggestion in the fight against Covid-19

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Speaking at a White House Press Conference about the coronavirus on April 23, 2020, Donald Trump said that he sees how disinfectant wipes out the virus in a minute, then continues to say: "Is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside, or almost a cleaning? It would be interesting to check that."

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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Liberty is the right to silence. - Unknown

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

One cannot govern with "buts." - Charles de Gaulle

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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