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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi