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Cloud Breach

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Cloud Breach thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

A little while, we are in eternity; before we find ourselves there, let us do much for Christ. - Ann Judson

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking


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