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Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

White. A blank page or canvas. So many possibilities. - Stephen Sondheim

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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