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Coffee Caricature

Cup canvas for coffeeholics

Coffee Caricature thanks to Larry Roubaix

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Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius. - Oscar Wilde

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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