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Confession Today

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Confession Today thanks to Keith Blake

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Suicide is confession. - Daniel Webster

Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

In doing what we ought we deserve no praise, because it is our duty. - St. Augustine

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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