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Confession Today

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Confession Today thanks to Keith Blake

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Suicide is confession. - Daniel Webster

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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