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Watts You See is Watts You Get
QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton
Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. - Unknown
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. - Earl Nightingale
My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe
Cashews: The nuts you should hold out for if you're currently working for peanuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
I am currently unsupervised. I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless! - Unknown
He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis
Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Promoting self under the guise of promoting Christ is currently so common as to excite little notice. - A.W. Tozer
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown