Corona Bug

Corona-rary bypass - Archie Bunker

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler