QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. - Criss Jami
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal.
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One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart