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Cosmic Alignment

This kind of alignment at NASA only happens every 500 years

Cosmic Alignment thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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