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Cosmic Alignment

This kind of alignment at NASA only happens every 500 years

Cosmic Alignment thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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