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Cosmic Alignment

This kind of alignment at NASA only happens every 500 years

Cosmic Alignment thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Integrity is making sure that the things you say and the things you do are in alignment. - Katrina Mayer

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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