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Cosmic Alignment

This kind of alignment at NASA only happens every 500 years

Cosmic Alignment thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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