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How coronavirus patients drink their coffee

Coughy Filter thanks to Barry McCartney

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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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