Coughy Filter

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

Corona: A person who possesses a vehicle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda