Coughy Filter

Corona-rary bypass - Archie Bunker

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda