QuotaBillsFlew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein
Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman
Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin
It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis
Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you
known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart