Finally something that really is 'Politically Correct'...
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Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers
In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey
There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant
Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell
In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack
An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke
A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken
My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers
People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift
It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan
It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle
NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
Quality Control: The process of testing one out of every 1,000 units coming off a production line to make sure that at least one out of 100 works - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov