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Cow Vacation

Where cows dream of going for mooternity leave

Cow Vacation thanks to Frank Farmere

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

Like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea... we are far too easily pleased. - C S Lewis

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's every man's indispensable duty to do all the service he can to his country; and I see not what difference he puts between himself and his cattle who lives without that thought. - John Locke


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