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Child's Decision Making Tree

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Child's Decision Making Tree thanks to Beth Tibule

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A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert H Asquith

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most courageous decision that you can make each day is to be in a good mood. - Voltaire

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. - Albert Einstein

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. - Scott Adams

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

If you need to make a difficult decision and you let someone else decide for you, you will regret it, no matter how it turns out. - Unknown

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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