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Depressing Situation

Looking for work during the 1930's Great Depression

Depressing Situation thanks to Barry McCartney

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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