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Depressing Situation

Looking for work during the 1930's Great Depression

Depressing Situation thanks to Barry McCartney

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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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