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Depressing Situation

Looking for work during the 1930's Great Depression

Depressing Situation thanks to Barry McCartney

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The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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