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Depressing Situation

Looking for work during the 1930's Great Depression

Depressing Situation thanks to Barry McCartney

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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