QuotaBillsNo pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy
Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets
Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon
I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia
Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole
The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler