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Diamond Ring TP thanks to Keith Blake

Diamond Ring TP thanks to Keith Blake

Diamond Ring TP thanks to Keith Blake

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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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