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Disciple Golf Day

Sneaking away from Jesus for a day of golf

Disciple Golf Day thanks to Jim Serritella

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Silence, healing. - Heraclitus

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown

Teetotaler: A golfer who only keeps track of drives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

Progress and healing involves seeing every person as not so different from ourselves. - Bryant H McGill

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Thankfully, forgiveness, and the healing it brings in its wake, has nothing to do with 'deserve.' - Eric Metaxas

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct. - Samuel Butler


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