Disciple Golf Day

Absentee: A missing golfing peg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. - Marianne Williamson

The healing process starts with graciousness and forgiveness. - India Arie

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

Progress and healing involves seeing every person as not so different from ourselves. - Bryant H McGill

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Thankfully, forgiveness, and the healing it brings in its wake, has nothing to do with 'deserve.' - Eric Metaxas

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct. - Samuel Butler