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Dogue

Fashion, beauty and lifestyle trends in canine haute couture

Dogue thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Not to be confused with its lesser-known publication - Vogue, a lifestyle and fashion magazine, first published in New York City in 1892.

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Boredom is rage spread thin. - Paul Tillich

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

We shape our dwellings, and afterwards our dwellings shape us. - Winston Churchill

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

Karaoke: 1. Japanese for 'Drunk with Microphone'; 2. Japanese for 'tone deaf'. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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