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Dogue

Fashion, beauty and lifestyle trends in canine haute couture

Dogue thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Not to be confused with its lesser-known publication - Vogue, a lifestyle and fashion magazine, first published in New York City in 1892.

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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Boredom is rage spread thin. - Paul Tillich

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. - Unknown

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

In silence there is eloquence. Stop weaving and see how the pattern improves. - Rumi

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

The pattern of the prodigal is: rebellion, ruin, repentance, reconciliation, restoration. - Edwin L Cole

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness. - John Green

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar


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