QuotaBillsLaughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
The most infectious pestilence upon thee! - William Shakespeare
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch. - Judy Blume
Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle
Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
You touch some of the reasons for my going, not for my staying away. - Charles Dickens
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. - Anton Chekhov
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes
People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. - Oscar Wilde
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler