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Don't Touch Your Face

Visual non-endorsement from an infectious disease expert

Don't Touch Your Face thanks to Bill Fast

Infectious disease expert Anthony Fauci says he can't stop The Donald talking at briefings

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

For a desperate disease, a desperate cure. - Latin Proverb

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. - Anton Chekhov

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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