Don't Touch Your Face

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

We need silence to be able to touch souls. - Mother Teresa

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. - Oscar Wilde

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell