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The World Is Going Down The Drain

What is this world coming to?

The World Is Going Down The Drain thanks to Lynette Vargas

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies


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