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Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink, created in the 1880s by pharmacist Charles Alderton in Waco, Texas, and first served around 1885. To test his new drink, Alderton offered it to store owner Wade Morrison, who also found it to his liking. Patrons at Morrison's soda fountain soon learned of Alderton's new drink and began ordering a "Waco". Alderton gave the formula to Morrison, who named it Dr. Pepper (later stylized as "Dr Pepper", removing the '.')

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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander


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