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Dr Pepper Financing

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Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink, created in the 1880s by pharmacist Charles Alderton in Waco, Texas, and first served around 1885. To test his new drink, Alderton offered it to store owner Wade Morrison, who also found it to his liking. Patrons at Morrison's soda fountain soon learned of Alderton's new drink and began ordering a "Waco". Alderton gave the formula to Morrison, who named it Dr. Pepper (later stylized as "Dr Pepper", removing the '.')

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Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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