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Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink, created in the 1880s by pharmacist Charles Alderton in Waco, Texas, and first served around 1885. To test his new drink, Alderton offered it to store owner Wade Morrison, who also found it to his liking. Patrons at Morrison's soda fountain soon learned of Alderton's new drink and began ordering a "Waco". Alderton gave the formula to Morrison, who named it Dr. Pepper (later stylized as "Dr Pepper", removing the '.')

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran


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