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Dr Pepper Financing

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Dr Pepper Financing thanks to Odelle Taylor

Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink, created in the 1880s by pharmacist Charles Alderton in Waco, Texas, and first served around 1885. To test his new drink, Alderton offered it to store owner Wade Morrison, who also found it to his liking. Patrons at Morrison's soda fountain soon learned of Alderton's new drink and began ordering a "Waco". Alderton gave the formula to Morrison, who named it Dr. Pepper (later stylized as "Dr Pepper", removing the '.')

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Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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