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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

If one does not dare to enter the tiger's lair, how can one obtain the tiger's cubs? - Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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