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Felinetastic Halloween

Dress Up Time thanks to Keith Blake

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

If one does not dare to enter the tiger's lair, how can one obtain the tiger's cubs? - Unknown

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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