Gotta Hava Java at The Basic (formerly Joe's Grill), 1031 Davie Street, Vancouver, B.C.
QuotaBillsTurkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits
Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb
Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon
Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown
A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright
Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde
Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick
How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot
I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott
I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek
Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV
I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown
Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean
It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski
A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown
Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown
The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech
Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda