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The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

The state of Washington calls tips 'wages.' - Tom Douglas

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. - Steven Wright

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown

Although I am not a vain person, I believe that I am the very best footballer in the whole world. - Ronaldinho

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy