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Emotional Support Dog

My best friend, after listening to all my problems

Emotional Support Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I have sometimes been an emotional Chernobyl. - Liza Minnelli

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. - David Borenstein

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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