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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles H Spurgeon

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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