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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. - Gelett Burgess

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well. - Voltaire

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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