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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well. - Voltaire

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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