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Sentimentual value - Archie Bunker

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given. - Deepak Chopra

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Dr. Seuss

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we've been ignorant of their value. - R Buckminster Fuller

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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