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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

I have learned to hold popular opinion of no value. - Alexander Hamilton

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

When we value correct principles, we have truth - a knowledge of things as they are. - Stephen Covey

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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