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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts! - Dr. Seuss

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

When we are open to new possibilities, we find them. Be open and skeptical of everything. - Todd Kashdan

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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