Fake Brakes

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

How can I tell if humility is genuine or fake? - David J. Bobb

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Most of us are imprisoned by something. We're living in darkness until something flips on the switch. - Wynonna Judd

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn