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Fake Brakes

Bubba knows how to scare off tailgaters

Fake Brakes thanks to Keith Blake

Tailgating: when a driver drives behind another vehicle while not leaving sufficient distance to stop without causing a collision if the vehicle in front stops suddenly.

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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp. - Unknown

How can I tell if humility is genuine or fake? - David J. Bobb

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Albert Einstein

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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