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Fake Brakes

Bubba knows how to scare off tailgaters

Fake Brakes thanks to Keith Blake

Tailgating: when a driver drives behind another vehicle while not leaving sufficient distance to stop without causing a collision if the vehicle in front stops suddenly.

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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Student is not a container you have to fill but a torch you have to light up. - Albert Einstein

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Most of us are imprisoned by something. We're living in darkness until something flips on the switch. - Wynonna Judd

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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