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Fashion Decisions

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Fashion Decisions thanks to Chris Kane

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Age is only a number. - Lexi Starling

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Middle age is a nice change from being young. - William Feather

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I was born in 1962. And the room next to me was 1963. - Joan Rivers

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. - Bob Hope

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde

Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. - Herb Caen

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash

Middle age is when it takes you all night to do once what once you used to do all night. - Kenny Everett

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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