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Fashion Decisions thanks to Chris Kane

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Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I was born in 1962. And the room next to me was 1963. - Joan Rivers

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. - Bob Hope

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. - E Joseph Cossman

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash

Middle age is when it takes you all night to do once what once you used to do all night. - Kenny Everett

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. - Doris Day

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. - Mignon McLaughlin

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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