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Fashion Decisions

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Fashion Decisions thanks to Chris Kane

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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Middle age is a nice change from being young. - William Feather

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. - Bob Hope

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

Middle age is when everything new you feel is likely to be a symptom. - Laurence J Peter

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. - Unknown

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde

I defended the republic in my youth; I will not desert it in old age. - Cicero

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. - Doris Day

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Middle age is when your classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerf

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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