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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, June 21, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'Fathers Day' testimonies from Trevor Friesen, Keith McKenzie and Ron Rose, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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