Fathers Day

Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

The secret of praying is praying in secret. - Leonard Ravenhill

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com