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Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Boredom is a learned behavior and a form of anxiety that stems from our thinking. - Unknown

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

Remorse sleeps during prosperity but awakes bitter consciousness during adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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