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FearBusters

Welcome to Crossroads Community Church - Sunday Online Service

FearBusters thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, August 9, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'being Fearless Series' Matthew 6:33-34 'FearBusters' message by Pastor Dan MacAulay, taped live at CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

One joy scatters a hundred griefs. - Chinese Proverb

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Talking about my fears to others feeds it. - Sylvia Plath

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Facing your fears robs them of their power. - Mark Burnett

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Each breath in itself is joy if only we try to find bliss in it. - Unknown

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Michel de Montaigne

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Find out what a person fears most and that is where he will develop next. - C.G. Jung

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

Boredom is a learned behavior and a form of anxiety that stems from our thinking. - Unknown

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough, but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. - Garrison Keillor

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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