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Finally 21

Feeling young again on your leap year birthday

Finally 21 thanks to Ross Purrot

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Look twice before you leap. - Charlotte Bronte

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Live everyday like its your birthday. - Paris Hilton

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time. - Homer Simpson

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk


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