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I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

I've probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge. - Bill Murray

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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