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Find Your Purpose

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Find Your Purpose thanks to Susan Doyle

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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit. - Kahlil Gibran

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie


Two Of Each

Napoleon

Tomorrow

You Turn

ThaiTanic

The Future of Social Media

Sunday Service Social Distancing

Tartan Headphones

Husband Quarantine

Aussie Salad

Greta on Chopsticks

Darkness Eliminator

Don't Touch Your Face

Pet Dentist

Falcon Resting in a Tree

Wine Day

Fishnet Table

Sink Lynx

No Swimming

Going Up

The Honey Truck

Flying is so Overrated

Wear Fur Without Killing Animals

Nutella Soother