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I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. - Nancy D Solomon

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. - Al Bernstein

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

The purpose of anthropology is to make the world safe for human differences. - Ruth Benedict

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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