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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. - Sam Ewing

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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