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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Nothing fails like success. - G K Chesterton

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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