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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire


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