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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

With all the fearful strain that is upon me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. - Abraham Lincoln

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

We start dying when we have nothing worth living for. And we don't really start living until we find something worth dying for. - Mark Batterson


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