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The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

The desire to conquer is itself a sort of subjection. - George Eliot

Don't look for perfection. That isn't the goal. - Ash Maurya

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. - Billy Graham

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Happiness consists more in conveniences of pleasure that occur everyday than in great pieces of good fortune that happen but seldom. - Benjamin Franklin

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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