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Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde


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