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Fortune favors the brave. - Publius Terence

Surfers have the most attitude. - Shaun White

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

The maxim, 'Nothing avails but perfection,' spells paralysis. - Winston Churchill

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. - Mignon McLaughlin

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

There are two ways to get enough: One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less. - G K Chesterton

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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