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Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

It's better to make people laugh than cry. - Ronnie Corbett

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? - Goodfellas

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. - Art Buchwald

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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