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A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C S Lewis

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everyone laughed. They're not laughing now. - Bob Monkhouse

They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. - Kurt Cobain

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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