Boiled Funny Bone

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard. - Steve Carell

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. - Art Buchwald

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing. - Herman Melville

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. - Bill Nye

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith