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Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

But first, donuts. - Unknown

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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